The Concise Guide To The Haggis Of Scotland - Scottish Book By Stephen Bowers

There are many tall tales told about the haggis, but this light-hearted and brilliantly illustrated book dispels popular myths and provides insight into the real haggis of Scotland.

Haggis live in the mountains of Scotland. They have two long legs and two short legs. This enables them to run round the sides of mountains much more easily and much faster because the short legs are on the up slope and the long legs provide balance on the down slope.

Because of this, haggis are very easy to catch. Simply set your trap on a haggis ‘path’ and it will run round the mountain and straight into it.

It is, of course, a total fabrication, and it would render haggis extinct very, very quickly.  In order to dispel this myth and to provide insight into the real haggis of Scotland, this field guide has been produced…